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Terry Pratchett's Feet of Clay

Join us for this amateur production of Terry Pratchett’s Feet of Clay, adapted for stage by Stephen Briggs.

Following their sell-out shows of Guards! Guards! (2023) and Men at Arms (2024), Strawmoddie Theatre are back!

Someone is killing Lord Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh- Morpork. No one knows who, no one knows why and, worst of all, no one knows how he just gets weaker and weaker.

But its not just Vetinari across the city, people are being murdered, but theres no trace of anything alive having been at the crime scene. Commander Vimes, Head of the City Watch, is a man who hates clues. He and his team must question everyone the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker. In a city teeming with vampires, werewolves, dwarfs with attitude and golems, Vimes must solve the crimes and save the Patrician.


Venue: Theatre

Running Time: approx 2 hours 45 minutes including interval

Tickets: £18/£15 concession plus 50p booking fee per ticket.

Performance dates and times

Thursday 5th June: 7:30pm

Friday 6th June: 8:30pm

Saturday 7th June: 8:30pm

Sunday 8th June: 5pm

Please note that the venue has unreserved bench seating. Please arrive in good time to secure seats.


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